What are some good military jokes that you know of?
August 12, 2010
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Question: What are some good military jokes that you know of?
The following is the answer:
Answer by martycelest
Hillery Clinton as Commander and Chief
Answer by Y!A staff Nazi
Bill Clinton – oh, wait, you said “good” jokes.
Answer by Mike
whats the worst military in the world
the us marines thats who!
hahaa its funny cause its so true
….NOT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAA
Answer by Flip
what do you call 100 seaman that come up in a submarine?
50 couples
Answer by hollister.brittany
what did the general do with his armies?
he put them up his sleevies..
i know, but it makes me laugh its so dumb:D
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The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sgt, I just got a telegram that Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me.”
So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. “Listen up, men,” says the Sergeant. “Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander.”
Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. “Hey, Sgt, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn’t you be a bit more tactful, next time?”
“Yes, sir,” answered the Sgt.
A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, “Sgt, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath’s mother died. You’d better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful.”
So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. “Ok, men, fall in and listen up.” “Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward.” “Not so fast, McGrath!”
What is the minimum requirement to join the Marines?
If you can hold your pencil and not eat it and the asvab for 15 minutes, your in.
Michael Dukakis in a CVC riding an M1
A young lady goes to a military function and sees a crusty old Master Sgt. across the room. She decides to have a little fun with him, ambles over and asks him; “Say, Sarge, how long has it been since you got laid?”.
Without missing a beat, he replies; “1955.”
Her jaw drops and she says; “Seriously? You are telling me you haven’t had sex since 1955?”
He looks at his watch and says; “Well considering that it is only 2015 right now, I think I am doing allright.”
If you didn’t get it, ask your Mommy or Daddy to explain Military time and the 24 hour clock to you.