What are some good Yo Mama jokes?
March 11, 2011
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Question: What are some good Yo Mama jokes?
I know a few:
Yo Mama is so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued…
Yo Mama is so dumb, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.
Yo Mama is so skinny, you can tie a rope around her head and use her like a tether ball pole.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
The following is the answer:
Answer by Zoe F
Yo Mama is so fat whaen she wears her Malcolm X T-shirt Helicopters land on her back!
Answer by chichi
yo mamas arm pits are so hairy, it looks like she’s got Coolio in a head lock.
yo mama is so fat, she rolled over a dollar and it made 4 quarters
you mamas so stupid, she went to the movies and it said NC-17, so she went and got 16 of her friends to watch it.
I know, lame. But pretty good for me memorizing some from hearing them a decade ago..
Answer by Mike
Yo Momma so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Answer by crazy
Yo mama is like a bus…Cheap and easy to ride 
Answer by Violin
One of them was Yo mama was so ugly that she was thrown out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Another one is Yo mama was so ugly that they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!
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Yo Mama is so fat, that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell ”Taxi!”
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she gets in an elevator – it has to go down.
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she bungee jumps – she brings down the bridge too!
Yo Mama is so dumb, that she was locked in a groceries store and starved in it!
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she went to the theatre – she had to sit next to everyone!
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she lay on a beach – people ran around her screaming ”Free Willy!”
yo mama so stupid, she was staring at the orange juice carton for 3 hours bcuz it said CONCENTRATE
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn’t light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…
Yo mama so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk – white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington’s nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say “Taxi!”
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so
Yo mama so fat that by the time she passes by the t.v., we miss 5 t.v. shows.
Yo mama so ugly the army doesn’t use guns any more, they use her picture.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she wanted a tv dinner she ate the cable box.
Yo mama so stupid she got ran over by a parked car.
yo mama loves so much attention she posted over twenty jokes to try to take up everybody time.
yo mama daughter ask her to baby sit her daughter for the first time yo mama did not know the full procedure so she ask ‘i go to sleep first or the baby’
yo mama thought baby sitting meant the baby sits and she stands.
yo mama so fat i went around her i got lost.
yo mama so poor she put 25cents gum on layway.
yo mama so poor i walked through her front door i was in the backyard
yo mama so poor i saw her diggin through the trash can i said what you doin she said grocies shoppin
you mama so fat she sat down and though she did a split