What is a really funny joke or something that will make me laugh?
June 1, 2010
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Posted by admin
Hi,I did the following:
Question: What is a really funny joke or something that will make me laugh?
I’m bored, and a little down. :/ What is something that will make me laugh? Like a joke or something.
Q&A:
Answer by Corey
feeling down? try this: www.whosthecutest.com
Answer by awesomegourds
Thanks Corey That Made Us laugh.
Answer by billy brite
A guy asks the question, “Will Palin run for President?” “I don’t know but Alaska”. ( I’ll ask her)
Answer by Luis
try www.theoatmeal.com
Answer by MikeyG
I’m sorry you’re feeling down.
This isn’t really a joke, but it always makes me laugh, even when i’m feeling very blue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJn5L1nrkL4
What do you think? Answer below!
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http://www.ahajokes.com/crt191.html
you can search it,
http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com
http://www.joke4me.com
These are the winners of the “worst analogies ever written in a high school essay” contest
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes…
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and “Jeopardy” comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.
There are 3 people in an airplane.
The first person takes a bite out of an apple, says it’s too sweet, and throws it out the window.
The second person takes a bite out of a lemon, says it’s too sour, and throws it out the window.
The third person takes a bite out of a grenade, says it’s too crunchy, and throws it out the window.
They exit the plane a fewminutes later at a nearby airport.
They walk little ways and soon they see a little boy.
They say, “Little boy, little boy, why are you cry?”
The little boy says,” An apple came flying from the sky and killed my puppy.”
They came upon a little girl and say,”Little girl, little girl why are you crying?”
The little girl says,”A lemon came flying from the sky and killed my kitten!”
They walked a little farther and come upon a boy laughing so hard he was on the ground.
They say “why are you laughing so hard?”
The boy says,”I farted and the building behind me blew up!”
Ahahahahaha!!!
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A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.
After they’ve had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, “Oh no, its so late, my wife’s going to kill me.
Have you got any talcum powder?” She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed.
“Where the hell have you been?!”
“Well, honey, it’s like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her.”
“Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!”
She sees his hands are covered with powder and… “You God damn liar!! You went bowling again!!”
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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give me six double vodkas.”
The barman says “Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.”
“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, “I’ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!”
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said “Jesus! Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?”
“Yeah, my wife…”
Hope I made you laugh!!!
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, “Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I’ll sink?”
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?”
“Of course my child, what can I do for you?”
“Here is the problem; I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?”
“Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I cannot lie.”
“You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions”, and she gave him the ‘hair remover’.
The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?
“From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son”, he replied. Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, “And from the sash down, what do you have?”
The priest replied, “I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but which has never been used.”
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, “You may go Father!!!.”