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Question: What type jokes do you like or dislike the most?

Which topic jokes do you like, or dislike the most?

1. Race jokes
2. Knock knock jokes
3. Little Johnny jokes
4. Yo Mama jokes
5. Redneck jokes
6. Dead baby jokes
7. Sexist jokes
8. Dumb blond jokes
9. A guy walks into a bar jokes
10. State jokes
11. Fat jokes
12. Skinny jokes
13. Ugly jokes
14. Gay jokes
15. Animal jokes
16. Old people jokes

…any others?
Best Answer will be given to the person who gives the best reasons.

The answer in the following:

Answer by Periwinkle.twinkle
When people make jokes about how you look , its sooo annoying because there just having fun and laughing but inside your being hurt

Or fat jokes, but my come back is hey i cant loose weight but you can’t loose your ugly

Answer by &othergurl
Dumb Blonde jokes, I’m not a blonde and yet I’m still offended

Answer by live2love222222
Yo mama and race jokes

Answer by twoodshair
i love any joke that details true life. nothing is more funny than true life.
i can’t stand jokes that make people feel badly about themselves or their family ie: yo mama jokes or mentally challenged jokes.

Answer by angels_amoung_us
1. race jokes i will giggle giggle if they are good jokes like”Reasons It Took Earnhardt 20 Years To Win The Daytona 500″ – From Dale himself on
Letterman
10. It took me 19 years to realize I had the emergency brake on.
9. Finally rotated and balanced my mustache.
8. Quit training with the Canadian snowboarding team.
7.Stopped letting my 300-pound cousin Ricky ride shotgun.
6. New strategy: pretend I’m Dave driving home on the Merritt Parkway.
5. Who cares that it took me 20 years — at least my name isn’t Dick Trickle.
4. Just figured out that if you mash the gas pedal all the way down, the car takes off like a
son-of-a-bitch.
3. My new pit crew — The Spice Girls.
2. This year whenever I passed somebody I gave them the finger.

1. My secret to success: one can of motor oil in my engine, one can of motor oil in my pants!
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2. knock knock jokes are just to funny, i giggle alot like this one
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Aardvark !
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
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3. Little johnny jokes, just really started hearing this and man o man they are funny like this one

Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag

She reaches her hand in it and says it’s round, it’s got a stem, and it’s got a leaf.

Little Johnny raises his hand and says it’s an apple, it’s an apple.

Then he says now let me give you one.

He reaches his hand in his pocket and says it’s round, it’s hard , and it’s got a head.

The teacher says Ohh Johnny that’s grose.

Little Johnny says no it’s a quater but I like the way you’re thinking.
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4. Yo mama jokes to funny they really make me giggle
Yo Moma So Old she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea

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5. redneck jokes know my kids will tell you that this is there fav. giggle but i just like jokes You Might Be A Redneck If . . .

. . . you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45’s.

. . . you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.

. . . your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed.

. . . you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose.

. . . you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

. . . that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.

. . . your wife’s hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.

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6. dead baby jokes can say na i am not much into that thanks
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7. sexist jokes depends some of them can be really funny

WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN

“I’m going fishing.” Really means… “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.”

“Let’s take your car.” Really means…. “Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas.”

“Woman driver.” Really means…. “Someone who doesn’t speed, tailgate, swear, make obscene gestures and has a better driving record than me.”
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8. dumb blond jokes, i am blonde and blue eye and i can take a blonde joke because one think i am not is dumb, but i can laugh at them as good as anyone and i do know some dumb blonds giggle She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She told me to meet her at the corner of “Walk” and “Don’t Walk.”
She got locked up in a grocery store and starved to death.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of an application where it says “Sign Here,” she put “Libra.”

She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. (that is not such a joke anymore)

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9. a guy walks into a bar jokes, know i can giggle at these its funny A Latin scholar walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a martinus.” The bartender asks him. “Don’t you mean martini?” The man tells the bartender, “Listen, if I wanted two or more drinks I would have asked for them.”

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “So, why the long face?” A variant on this joke during the 2004 presidential campaign substituted John Kerry for the horse, but the punch line remains the same.
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10. state jokes, i had to look this one up was not sure if i had heard any then i started to giggle some of them are very funny

i had many more but they would not let me put them on giggle to to much

angel

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