What’s the difference between men and chocolate (gender studies is getting too serious) lol?
December 27, 2010
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Question: What’s the difference between men and chocolate (gender studies is getting too serious) lol?
Chocolate ALWAYS satisfies……
lol it’s just a joke! I do like men! esp ones w/tight buns…..
ok who has a good joke?
Please refrain from spoiling a decent joke *rolls eyes*
I guess that explains why I drizzle chocolate on my men… 
lol @ Burger! awesome joke!
ANSWER:
Answer by Julie M
men won’t make you fat.
Answer by back fat
protein shakes
Answer by Shélah
Chocolate is mostly produced by child slave labour. Men are not.
Sorry to spoil your joke. I’m in a serious mood at the moment and think non-fair trade chocolate is an abomination.
Edit: Rolled-eyes duly noted. Much more mature behaviour than me responding as I please on a public forum.
Answer by DannickaD84
Men are more depriving (no pun intended) while chocolate is heavenly!
Answer by Leroy Peppers
as a chocolate man I take great offense to your words and demand reparation!
What do you think? Answer below!
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A guy walks into a bar…
Ouch.
That’s *still* one of my favorites hahaha =o)
It’s short enough I never fuck it up when i tell it =o/
I got some chocolate and some tight buns. Do you like me?
The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman:
#10 – You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
#9 – You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
#8 – If you admire a friend’s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 – Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you have a backup.
#6 – Your handgun will stay with you even if you’re out of ammo.
#5 – A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space. #4 – Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 – A handgun doesn’t ask “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
#2 – A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
Edit: Dracula’s (#91) luver! Thanks. Someone didn’t like it though! Oh well! Some people are too serious.
Well.. think logically …
Here’s the thing: if a tongue is used to eating more chocolate than a man’s protein, definitely it means that your tongue will love more chocolate because the person is used to more chocolate since their childhood (more than a man’s protein.)
esp a woman don’t change. So their childhood mentality with regards to friends circles, eating habits that satiate their inner desire – All these seldom change.
that’s why may be you feel chocolate is more tastier!
Oh it’s just the buns eh? and here I’ve just finished doing push ups, jeesh *crosses arms* ; )
You can eat as much chocolate as you like – and at whatever pace you choose ;D
Chocolate makes you fat, men tell you you’re fat.