Construction Industry Christmas Joke
As you know the Eskimos are protected by the Constitution of the United States. These indigenous Indians in the North Pole have filed a complaint with the Bureau of Indian Affairs. You see, some old (he thinks) Eskimo bones were found in the corporate campus in Santa Clause North Pole LLC with Factory Building 5 and the new construction site of the factory 66, so that all construction has stopped. Santa said in an interview;
"Ho Ho Ho, this could not have come at a worse time, just one month until Christmas, and now with our new Hanukkah contract we have to hurry and finish all the toys, not the time to stop or slow production by our operations. The elves in the factory work 20 hours a day trying to finish. If we do not care that this problem can not be removed Christmas this year. "
One of the archaeologists who have been in contact with the construction company said they are still trying to figure out if these bones are of an ancient Inuit burial site, or if one of the polar bears ransacked several Eskimo igloos in the village 3 miles no drag bones and bury them there. It's a possibility, polar bears have recently been to bury the bones, because they have been imitating the Husky sled dogs, which also bury the bones. Santa said in an interview;
"Ho Ho Ho, in principle Kids think the bones came from one of our sets of skeleton playing doctor, produced in association with Hasbro. Love playing these games and hope that some of them grow to become doctors the future, because there is sure to be a shortage of medical professionals because of the health care program for Obama. "
February 8, 2010
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