Not Politically Correct Joke Christmas so we can laugh at ourselves and Society

The CEO and President of Santa Claus Inc. can not understand why he was named in a lawsuit alleging that he was a racist. Chris Cringle VII says his company has been delivering toys to children of all nationalities and races, and more than 150 years, and he personally did not care what color a child, every child on this planet is special, and was deeply hurt emotionally when he learned of these accusations and allegations made in court at the North Pole.

The suit alleges that only hired Santa reindeer were brown, and workers in factories that cut. Therefore, demonstrating that Santa Corporation is discriminatory in its employment practices, and Santa Claus was a racist. "This is simply not true," said Mrs. Claus, "I've known all my life Santa, and he is a wonderful person and I married him because she was my girlfriend from school, and I never heard say a racist thing only as long as you know. "

In a rebuttal to the allegations of Mr. Claus said, "We would like to hire the polar bears, which are much more powerful to help pull the sled, but can not fly. We hire top people to work in factories, but people who just want to live here in the cold are the elves. We have 14 Inuit who work in our 20 factories, and that's all Eskimos living in the nearby town.

"We're doing the best we can, and we have no discriminatory practices in employment here at Santa Claus Inc.," reiterated the human resources director at the factory in Santa corporate campus. This demand could severely damage the reputation of the Corporation, in a year when Santa Claus was taken into account for the Nobel Peace Prize. Please consider this.

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Not Politically Correct Joke Christmas so we can laugh at ourselves and Society

The CEO and President of Santa Claus Inc. can not understand why he was named in a lawsuit alleging that he was a racist. Chris Cringle VII says his company has been delivering toys to children of all nationalities and races, and more than 150 years, and he personally did not care what color a child, every child on this planet is special, and was deeply hurt emotionally when he learned of these accusations and allegations made in court at the North Pole.

The suit alleges that only hired Santa reindeer were brown, and workers in factories that cut. Therefore, demonstrating that Santa Corporation is discriminatory in its employment practices, and Santa Claus was a racist. "This is simply not true," said Mrs. Claus, "I've known all my life Santa, and he is a wonderful person and I married him because she was my girlfriend from school, and I never heard say a racist thing only as long as you know. "

In a rebuttal to the allegations of Mr. Claus said, "We would like to hire the polar bears, which are much more powerful to help pull the sled, but can not fly. We hire top people to work in factories, but people who just want to live here in the cold are the elves. We have 14 Inuit who work in our 20 factories, and that's all Eskimos living in the nearby town.

"We're doing the best we can, and we have no discriminatory practices in employment here at Santa Claus Inc.," reiterated the human resources director at the factory in Santa corporate campus. This demand could severely damage the reputation of the Corporation, in a year when Santa Claus was taken into account for the Nobel Peace Prize. Please consider this.

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