What Could Be A One-liner Joke Used In My School Captain Speech?

What Could Be A One-Liner Joke Used In My School Captain Speech?
Hi,
I’m planning on preparing a speech for my school’s School Captain Election. I’ve heard that starting out the speech with a one-liner joke related to the speech is very good.
Now, does anybody have any ideas of one-liner jokes ten,eleven and twelve year olds will understand related to a School Captain speech?
Thankyou for your time,
Jasmine.

3 Comments

  1. Zach K says:

    School is where you always try to do your best—except when your friends are watching.

  2. devil'si says:

    All play and no work makes jack a…….. umm.. fill in the blank, am not getting the right word. (fool or something????)

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