What Is The Best Family Guy Joke You Have Heard?
February 10, 2010
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Ok i have choose 3 of my favourite jokes
No1 is electric man
No2 is the joke in chick cancer where stewie and olivia are sitting on a bench then Stewie says “we beter get going this place gets pretty dangerous around nightfall”. Then you just see a lion fighting a robot.
No3 is the dueling farting banjos.
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OMG I LOVE ELECTRIC MAN!! ‘I am not your dad… I am…. Electric man!’ hahahaha.
Erm.. I like the one where Stewie and Brian doing up that building and they have the walkie talkies.
“My sentence is over”
“Your sentence is what Brian.. over”
“You mean I have to say over even when my sentence ends with the word over?”
“Ends with the word what Brian… over”
“I see the wire”
“I’m sorry Brian”
“I see the wire OVER!” And then he yanks Stewie down by the wire hahaha. Or something along those line lol.
1 – where louis has peter face down on the carpet and is shouting to peter ‘ tell me you love eating red carpet’ then quagmire hears from outside and faints immediately!!!
2 – when quagmire misses the plane to have sex with a stewardess, she says ‘ oh my god that plane is going to crash, how awful’ then quagmire says ‘ you know whats even worse, here’s the condom i told you i put on before!!’
3 – when a father gets out a picture of his kid and starts hitting another parent in the face with it whilst laughing!!
There’s no going past the “cool (h)whip” bit.
These are some hilarious quotes, if none of these make you lol then you’re either emo or not human:
-Peter: Whoa! Is that really the blood of Christ?
Priest: Yes.
Peter: Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?
-Peter: Now, kids, Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her cloths off.
-Peter: Three days? That’s tomorrow
-Peter: Brian, there’s a message in my Alphabits! It says, ‘Oooooo!’
Brian: – “Peter, those are Cherios.”
I like on that episode with the “leafers” from New York that airs like every other day when Peter’s saying all these things to get people to fight Lois, “Knicks suck, Jets suck, Yankees suck”. Then he goes “Krypton sucks” and the three Kryptonians from Superman 2 get up and Lois fights them and throws them into that glass prison thing, that made me laugh a lot.
Glenn Quagmire: You want me to drag my sack across your face?
Peter Griffin: What?
Glenn Quagmire: It’s… I’m sorry. It’s, when when one of my lady friends is upset, that’s how I, that’s how I cheer her… listen, Peter, this is all I know. I’m… I’m not very good in these types of situations.
Stewie: You know Brian, as smart as you are, you gotta accept that there’s some things in life you just can’t control.
Brian: You mean the way you can’t control that messed up way you laugh?
The cutaway scene is just hilarious:http://video.yahoo.com/watch/136848/6861…
Stewie is on the phone and he goes
“Hello, is your reridgerator running, because if it is, its running like you, very homsexually”
Funniest scene for me is every time Sneakers O’Toole walks along singing “I aint takin my sneakers off cos i am sneakers o;toole”….just so surreal its hilarious.
Love it also when peter blows a raspberry every time someone said megs name….
When Popeye is being told by the doctor that he only has months to live.
Hah. You said nuclear. It’s nucular, the s is silent – Peter to Lois.
Gigitty Gigitty!
I personally like Herbert the pervert lol when he’s missing his newspaper!
oh no… oh NO… OH NO… OOOHHHH YEEEAHHH!
- When peter blows Clevelands house down with a tank
- Cool Whhhhhhhhhip!
etc.
There is NO good Family Guy joke
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